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CA PASTE_YOUR_CONTRACT_ADDRESS_HERE // frank will not go faster if you copy it twice [ click to copy ]
[ the run ] // frank has not stopped running
distance covered
0 m · since 0d
start 0.00% of the way
[ the route ] estimates revised often
CHECKPOINTESTSTATUS
frank the runner
the slowest run to $1,000,000. frank is doing his best.
[ do not rush frank · frank does not rush ]
MARKET CAP
$0.0000
of $1,000,000 — the finish line is not moving. neither is frank, quickly.
0.0000%
DELAYED
ESTIMATED ARRIVAL AT $1,000,000
calculating… slowly…
frank has been running for 0:00:00
simulated pace until launch
0.00%
of the way
—
walkers
0.0 m/s
frank's pace
50y
dex paid in
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// frank was drawn one pixel at a time. so was his top speed.
[ chart ] // live waiting for a pool
no chart yet

it appears the moment a pool exists.
expect a line so horizontal it doubles as a spirit level.

[ house rules ]please observe
  1. Frank is running. This is his top speed.
  2. One foot on the ground at all times. Frank has four.
  3. DEX payment is scheduled. For later. On purpose.
  4. In a hurry? Frank is not.